Sawadee Khrap A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but itWas dead.‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil.‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the childInnocently.‘You did WHAT?’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise.‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and … Continue reading "Kids say the Damnedest things"
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